Thursday, December 23, 2010

Internet Junkyard #13

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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

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Blood plasma.



No piece of paper can be folded in half

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more than seven (7) times.





Donkeys kill more people annually

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than plane crashes.



You burn more calories sleeping

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than you do watching television.





Oak trees do not produce acorns

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until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.





The first product to have a bar code

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was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king

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WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

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from each salad served in first-class.





Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



(Since Venus is normally associated with women,

what does this tell you!)



Apples, not caffeine,

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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.




Most dust particles in your house are made from

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DEAD SKIN!





The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

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So did the first "Marlboro Man."





Walt Disney was afraid

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OF MICE!





PEARLS MELT
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IN VINEGAR!





T he three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.






It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

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but, not downstairs.




A duck's quack doesn't echo,

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and no one knows why.





Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

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(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)







Richard Millhouse Nixon

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was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word "criminal."



The second ?



William Jefferson Clinton

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(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)


And the best for last.....

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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