Sunday, May 30, 2010

SPAM

Who even likes spam, let alone wears it as a shirt... werid tv shows of a person making a shirt out of spam... the food part, not the container it comes in. It looks and smells like dog food, so why eat it? Just weird. Don't care for spam anyways, but the idea of someone wearing it down the street thinking they're hot stuff, unaware of the pack of dogs sprinting towards him a block away. 

Like I said, dog food = spam.

Okay, the last part about the dogs isn't true, but it would've been a hell of a lot funner to watch if there had been dogs.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Toothbrush Brands and Kitty Tummy's

Those $1 packs of toothbrushes didn't work out. They had all these pretty colors and I was hopeful that since they were so cheep that they would bend okay. Didn't work out at all! So, the record is that Reach and GUM brands are the only ones that I have found that work out. If you have any suggestions on other brands, please share!

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NYRP #35 and #36

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P.S. The cats have the runs and I have no idea why, any one know of a healthy way to help ease their tummy's?

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

SuperMan is an Alien

SuperMan is an alien, so why do we insist on comparing ourselves to him? Same could be said for the christian "Jesus".

These kids seem to be my own. They are EVERYWHERE! I go take a wizz and they're there, I take clean laundry into our (Neil & mine) room and one of their friends collide with the side (usually left) scattering a few items of clothing just out of reach of my limited range of motion, little manners, discipline actions I wish to take are restricted because they are NOT mine, but oh, how I would concur the world, or just some small country, and name it after them.

Stupid doctors, sending me threw courses and loops lit up with blue fire that I have to jump threw just to get an answer of any kind. Now I have a list of doctors that are covered by my insurance, not the one Vivjoda's (spelling of doctors name is too hard, and I"m too tired to look it up) nurse said she found. She was to find a specialist that is covered by my insurance and have the surgery over and done with.  Well that is further proof that Vivjoda is such an incompetent doctor and should not practice medicine if  he doesn't even understand what needs to be done. He's a "specialist" and yet has no idea what the hell he's doing. There are so many personal stores I hear that confirm his inability to do his job.

So aside from all this I'm braking down. I feel like my crazy-ness is seeping threw to the top. Soon I will not be able to stop all the crazy from coming out. Mood swings, depressing thoughts,  happy bliss, thoughts and voice that are not my own.

Maybe try sending really soft toiletpaper ("Those Who Hunt Elves") and plenty of ginger ale, the safeway brand; seasons of "Criminal Minds", those Greenies cat treats for Samuri, and more readers to my blog. Suggestions from yous and/or other blogs you enjoy. These are some things that I like and help sooth my overactive mind.

In the end, trying to be superman is just plain silly, he didn't have this mental stuff to deal with and clearly never spent a great deal trying to be human, otherwise he'd go back to his own planet regardless of it's lack of inhabitants.

Monday, May 24, 2010

NYRP #31 - #34

Here are #31 and #32, a modified wristwarmers pattern I have that I tweaked out.

NYRP #33 and #34. The one is spiraled like the pattern and the other is the modified one I made up.


Made during the sleep-over the girls had.

Friday, May 21, 2010

NYRP #28

Very out of order, but this is the finished sock to the #19 sock. 
Yah to calico socks! Woots!

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Neil is modeling them! They're sent off to my dad now.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rainstorms and SirFry

The girls in the rainstorm. They were looking at the lightning. I took this pic threw the screen/window in the kitchen.
That's me! Cooking! 
Tons of meat, thin sliced into thin strips by yours truly.
Thin chopped veggies, again by yours truly.
They all said they liked it... but who knows for sure! I have a sweet family so they would say that anyways. Also, need those big cooking chop sticks...

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Internet Junkyard #9

Subject: Fw: True words of wisdom

1.  Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2.  When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4.  Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5.  Pay off your credit cards every month.
6.  You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7.  Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8.  It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9.  Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10.  When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11.  Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12.  It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13.  Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their  journey is all about.
14.  If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15.  Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16.  Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17.  Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18.  Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19.  It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is  up to you and no one else.
20.  When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21.  Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, and wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22.  Over prepare, and then go with the flow.
23.  Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24.  The most important sex organ is the brain.
25.  No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26.  Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27.  Always choose life.
28.  Forgive everyone everything.
29.  What other people think of you is none of your business.

30.  Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32.  Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33.  Believe in miracles.
34.  God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35.  Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36.  Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37.  Your children get only one childhood.
38.  All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39.  Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40.  If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41.  Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42.  The best is yet to come.
43.  No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44.  Yield.
45.  Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

NYRP #30

Here is the second, modified edition of the last project, number 29. They match Lauren's wrist-warmers!

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Internet Junkyard #8

THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me.  I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem) What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. 

So, here is my Question:  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? 

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt - doing drugs, while I work. . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? 

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'. 

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though. 

Something has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Calling Girls

I am in dier (sp?) need of girls... yah yah yah, I know, a little too late. After spending a day (again) with two guys (Neil and Vito) I realised how much I need girl friends. I do realise I am a terrible friend, and not mental stable, but by god, I need girly girl things to talk about, I never did like girly girl crap, but for some reason I need it now... odd as it may seem, especially if you know me, but I am watching girly-esk shows just to get that estrogen fix. Hell, I even wore a SKIRT the other day! After I swore that I wouldn't wear it unless it was really needed.

So here's hoping some girl will be with Vito AND be my friend, it would cut down so much on confusion... too much to ask for? I know it is, but this is dreaming here. He's a great guy, amazingly sweet, has a bit of white/grey streaks in the temples making him look a bit sexy (reminds me of McSteemy's hairs from Grey's Anatomy, the earlier seasons), 29 years old... talk to me if you want to know more!

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So after my minor mental melt-down the other day, I am doing better, thanks everyone for your good notes. I love to get responses from not only my friends and loved ones, but my readers, how "few" you maybe, you are a lot to me, and I thank you for it.

I am not mentally stable, I do try, Neil and my family and friends are supportive, but even with medication I'm not 100%, hell I"m not even 80%, but I try. So don't be supprised if I don't make my 100 craft project mark, but I'm still going to try. Giving it my best, aiming for the 100% even if I only get my 80%.

So here's to hope! I'm working on the damn second sock in hopes to jump start my New Year Resolution Projects goal!!!