Friday, June 27, 2014


I think I'm going to change to tumblr or something. Just toying with the idea.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014


Mom has decided that she's going to have a family reunion at her house this coming month. While I think it's great, and can't wait, I also wonder if she's just doing it to show off their amazing house. They have a lot to show off, they did great with it, and somehow made it a home that makes me *feel* like I'm home. Is it odd that even tho I don't live there, it feels more home to me than were I currently am?

We've been looking into purchasing a house, which is super excited and terrifying. We need one with extremely low maintenance. I want to be closer to where my parents are, closer to Neil's work, and my doctors. So why not move? 

The heat is making my migraines worse. So it's a struggle to get the guys to turn it on and keep it cool. The A/C isn't very nice, and needs to be monitored while it's on, at all items. It's crazy. But we did get new meds, or rather *I* got new meds for migraine prevention nasal spray, called ZOMIG. Tho it sounds like when people say ZOMG.

Any comments welcome. :)

Friday, June 13, 2014

Internet Junkyard #29


The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona
chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, is why we
now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

(I question all the above but the following is classic!)

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can
safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,
Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


Tuesday, June 10, 2014


I fell for the third time this week a couple of days ago. Not happy, it hurts to wear a bra. Don't know why I've suddenly started doing this, but here I am with sore ribs and arm. They're dark purple and dark blue right now, you can really see the line on my ribs.

Speaking of which, I was in the ER again today, mostly for vertigo, we had a miscommunication... I thought I was getting stuff for the vertigo and nausea, but he gave me the usual stuff, that includes narcotics. I only get to get shots twice a month, and here I am in less than a week.

Very excited tho, I got a brand new office chair that is SUPER comfy and works great for my back and legs! I can't wait to show it off at the next D&D night.

Also, I've almost done with my xmas shopping and birthdays! Just need one more item and I'm gooooood! So excited for having it done so I don't have to fret about it as the dates get closer.

Right now I"m on the drugs from the ER, so things are going great. I'll probably regret putting this picture on the blog, but you know how it is.

Monday, June 09, 2014


No I didn't see the movie. But I did get a box from my mom which looks like Godzilla to me.

Looks like Godzilla vs Goldfish with people on a hike looking at them. I can't be the only one who thinks this!

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Side note, nothing has really happened. I did fall out of bed again, third time this week. I have the bruises and sore ribs to prove it! I just wanted to share the Godzilla picture with out, I'm still alive!