Friday, March 15, 2013

Internet Junkyard #20


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact,
just leave me the Hell alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a
couple of payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes
from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then
things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

Thursday, March 07, 2013


Finally. Finally got the guts to dye my hair. Yup, PURPLE!!! I l-o-v-e it. It's so pretty and purple and pretty. Had to get that special shampoo for dyed hair, but other than washing your hair a little less she said that it should stay a week or three... maybe five, it's all depending on things I guys. I hope it lasts till it grows out!!!

Nothing else to report!

Saturday, March 02, 2013


Megan drew a beautiful picture on my iPad with the program I'm debating buying the full program with. Isn't it wonderful? She is super talented!!!