Saturday, November 22, 2008

Internet Junkyard

Internet Junkyard is what I like to call it when people send you those "little" chain letters or some with those adorable pictures of cute fuzzies that make you just hiccup with glee. Therefor to replace my posts that would normally would just be me whining about stuff that's rather boring and honestly annoying I'm going to put up some of my favorite internet junkyard emails. ^_^ Hope you enjoy them as much as I have!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask If they want fries with that.
  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
  5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
  6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
  7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
  8. Don't use any punctuation.
  9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  10. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
  11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
  12. Sing along at the opera.
  13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
  15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
  16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
  17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
  18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
  19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
  20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.
...Its Called therapy.

This is a classic in the internet junkyards! Now if you have done one of these... like me, then you are awesome. And if you send this off to everyone on your email contact list just because, you need to be taken to Dan for a week. Yah, at least a week.

Friday, November 07, 2008

cold sores suck

I have had this cold sore for about a week... it was one, then it had four offspring... THEN it became a mutant ugly hurty thing!

Now on to the good stuff...

I finished the hat... BUUUUT it's too big... and Blackie has pretty much claimed it (no worries, it's clean).

Iabelle decided that she wanted my yarn for herself... that and play with it: