Who even likes spam, let alone wears it as a shirt... werid tv shows of a person making a shirt out of spam... the food part, not the container it comes in. It looks and smells like dog food, so why eat it? Just weird. Don't care for spam anyways, but the idea of someone wearing it down the street thinking they're hot stuff, unaware of the pack of dogs sprinting towards him a block away.
Like I said, dog food = spam.
Okay, the last part about the dogs isn't true, but it would've been a hell of a lot funner to watch if there had been dogs.