·; I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
·; When chemists die, they barium.
·; Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
·; A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
·; I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
·; How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
·; I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
·; This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
·; I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
·; I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
·; They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
·; This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
·; I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
·; When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
·; What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..
·; I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
·; Broken pencils are pointless.
·; What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·; England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
·; I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
·; I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
·; All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
·; I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
·; Velcro - what a rip off!
·; Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Internet Junkyard #34