From Rachel:

Alaskan chick


Boston girls are pretty
New York girls are smart
But it takes an Alaskan girl
To win a boy's heart

Cali girls are tan
Vegas girls are hoes
But when you want the best looking girl
Alaska is where you gotta go

Jersey girls are wild
Texas girls are fun
But Alaska girls??
Come on, they're number 1

Girls will be girls
North, east, south or west
But Alaska girls
Always rate the best

To any man who reads this
And truly wants to know
If you have an Alaskan girl
You should NEVER let her go...