Internet Junkyard #27

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

(I would have given him 100%)

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Rebound

It's been a few days since my appointment with the neurologist and I have to say getting botox for a second time seems to be doing better. I'm not sure if it's my own wishful thinking or if it's true. It's not true for the past couple of days, but overall since that appointment.

While we were at the appointment, Neil went with me, I learned that the one type of headache (not migraine) I get in the very back/base of my head is most likely a rebound headache from medications. Did not know this. Would be hella helpful! Now I know that I shouldn't take anything while I have the headache or migraine in that area and see how I fair.

Also, I was reading this blog and I found that I too feel like it's unfair that other diseases or illnesses are so easy to see and migraines are not. The author goes on to talk about how MS or epilepsy can be seen, but migraines cannot, and thus people are less likely to believe that you have a migraine and are less likely to believe in the pain. Point-in-case is Dr. Ass.

I will leave this post on a great big high note: Shane, my roommate, his cat had kittens this morning!! Three beautiful kittens that are so cute and adorable and just- AWWW!!! I'll see about getting pictures up. The one is like it's mother, a black calico, and the other two are orange, and orange and white. They are SO CUTE!!! Shane held one. I want to hold one tho!!! I'd probably never let it go though...